WHAT CAN BE? CAN BE.. CAN BE...

Well this blog/write up may seem extremely absurd and un-impossible.

[My Dictionary - UN-IMPOSSIBLE means EXTREMELY IMPOSSIBLE, so please don't judge]

I am hereby making some predictions that will, accordingly to me, come true before human beings cease to exist.

Prediction Number 1 - 

"CINEMA will reach a NEW dimension"

Motion Pictures came into existence even before Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose took birth. I know there is no connection between films and Netaji, but I just pointed out for the sake of pointing out. Anyway, lets get directly into the pond. As we know, animation has become a very important part of the film industry in any goddamn corner of the world. Even a porn addict will find it extremely amusing to watch an animated movie like KUNG FU PANDA (my favorite), BOLT, CAROLINE, CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS and bla bla bla......

From Black and White movies to colored ones. From 2D to 3D. We already have a stuff like 7D. Physical effects? Smells? Your chair will start moving and will hump your ass!! Yes that is what they call a 7D. 

Now the Prediction - In another 50 years, if you stay alive, you will get to feel yourself a part of the movie. Special movies will be made where you will be provided with all the effects which will make you feel as if you are a part of the movie. Something like a "20D".

But nothing beats 36D, eh?

Oh btw, I hope you are not wishing a 20D porn movie! Naughtyness ki haad hoti hai...

Prediction Number 2 - 

"A step over SUN"

Yes, this is probably one of the toughest things to achieve for scientists. But as we look back 1000 years from now, most of the things that we see today were either not believed to be true or the people of that world did not have any freaking clue about whatever is happening right now.

"Who would have thought in 1013 that they can learn Kamasutra over the internet instead of sneaking through their princess's balcony"

"Hey Maharaja, I had a prediction that if you stay alive for another 1000 years, I can find you the most beautiful bride from any part of this world from this very Mahal.. It will be known as shaadi sindur com"

Anyway, getting back to the pond, stepping on the sun seems impossible now providing the temperature and also that it is not a solid object like the moon. But this is my prediction and HEY!! I told you not to judge.. Keep reading...Stop judging...stop stop..... STOP!!

Prediction Number 3 -

"India will play Football World Cup"

This is more or less a random prediction, but HEY! This is still the toughest one in the entire Sports fraternity of India. If you look at the game that India plays, I am sure you must be thinking that the day we will qualify for the world cup, Argentina would have won 50 World Cup trophy and Brasil would have happily retired from the game after winning 116 World Cup trophy. It's 2013 and I am sure by that calculation, India's qualification in the World Cup will not be before... Um... 3013!! YES, Exactly 1000 years from NOW!!

Since you have stopped judging me, for a while, this is one of the predictions I partially do not want to be true. I want India to play Football World Cup before I die.

Prediction Number 4  -

"Jobs will be provided in Facebook and Twitter or other Social Networking Website"

Working from Home is quite a popular concept in today's world. Freelancing has become one of the most demanding jobs in the teenage dynasty. Writing articles, inserting data, social media management.... Most of these are nowadays accessed by a person sitting at home. Home Based works do not require any particular timing but might require a particular time frame. 
Anyway, the importance of the prediction is that, very soon, we might come across various jobs that can be done from your home without bearing the pain of going out and working from a particular office.
"Hey can we drive a plane by controlling it from our house?"

"Yes you can, if you don't want to live"

Smartass people everywhere....!! Stick to the point dumbass..

Prediction Number 5 -

"Mobile phones will be available to children belonging among age groups 5-8 and other SHIT.."

Jyoti Basu was the first Indian to use a cell phone in India. That was in the year 1996 when I still did not have any clue about the existence of football. 

Phew!! Long time huh? 

My father got his first cell phone in the year 2002, I guess. He was using a Nokia "MOTA WALA MODEL". Oh freak! You should have seen my face when I touched it. I didn't give it back for the next 12 hours. The snake game was the best thing ever.
Anyway, as we get back to the pond.... Again.. I got my first cell phone at the age of 17 when I got into college. A bit back dated? Maybe, but not outrageously beyond time. The same people around me (read seniors, neighbors, relatives) who criticized me for craving a mobile phone before my high school pass out, have now handed their children a very valuable android phone even before they have completed their Class 10 exams. But everything seems normal now. Because their POVS have changed and handing their child an android has basically become a safety precaution.

To that safety precaution, we say... "LOL"

"Hey brah, got a new Xperia, got the best dad in the world man... So how about you send some porn clips in whatsapp"

"Brah, will do it, look here brah, got some pot... *insert marijuana pics*"

Prediction Number 6 -

"Usage of marijuana will spread rapidly in youngsters"

This is already valid, ain't it? I don't smoke and this is not my problem. Marijuana is now being made legal in some parts of the world. In about 50 years now, the governments of most of the countries will be run by people who once used to smoke up weed...or maybe still does.
If 70% of the teenage group are into smoke ups and marijuana, then these very smart people will run the country one day. In 50 years time, I believe, the ones who will not smoke up will by default get a lifetime achievement award, by just being different.

NOTE - I am no way against the use of marijuana. It's a personal choice and I won't give a fuck until it starts bothering me, personally.

Oh No shut up! I am not criticizing. Just pointing out something that is rapidly becoming viral. 

Got a problem? 
I told you... 

DO NOT J.U.D.G.E

Prediction Number 7 [LAST ONE] -

"The system shall change... Education, political, economic and every deep shit problem we are facing right now"

If you read the topic carefully, I mentioned that the situation will change...
Now the situation will not change a little bit but will involve evolution. Nowhere did I mention the word, positive change. Change will come. Better or worse, only time will tell...

Some wise man once told me :-

The value of  the Dollar is around 60 INR. In 5 years, it will become 70 INR. In 10 years it will become 75 INR. In 15 years, it will become 70 INR. In 30 years, it will become 30 INR......

Now I was very surprised at this prediction. Seemed hayward. I asked him about such a prediction that started off with the worsening economic condition and how did it end up with such impressive rates. The answer that was provided was pretty mesmerizing..

"Let this generation come to power"

I look around and I see a generation which can provide a lot more than the previous generation. We have a lot to learn from our older generation. The smartness our generation possesses can be put to a great cause, ONLY......ONLY IF we decide to do that. But I see selfish people around... I see people who started off with ambitions of becoming a pilot, navy man, army officer, singer, dancer, and ended up in an engineering college trying to get it safe. Now these very people sit back home and tells people "WE NEED TO CHANGE THE SYSTEM"

Abey Ghanta change... How the fuck will we change it if we all look for safe jobs and not bring anything different to this world?

The one change that I have always wished for, is the change in the education system/style.. I still hope for a type of education which won't force you to complete your syllabus for the sake of doing well in your exams. An education system that people will love, a system that will educate us and not pressurize us. Oh common!! Don't you know we all want to learn something every now and then. We are a bunch of curious little fellows and you take it away from us when you force it.
The day teachers won't say anymore "You don't have to know that, it's not there in your syllabus", that will be a day when my childhood dream/prediction will come true.


Hereby making these predictions, I swear to myself that I shall work hard enough to fulfill my dreams and create a difference. The necessary amount of difference that I can provide. 

"Life is not just about living, but to know the purpose of staying alive"